we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
please tag your guardians of the galaxy 2 spoilers
my lil bro ridding me of my lies/being as cute as possible
THIS MA KES ME S O HAPPYY
IT’S AUGUST 20 IN MOST PARTS OF THE WORLD
I’M OFFICIALLY 17 YEARS AND 72 MONTHS
AND I’M CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH THIS HIPSTER CRAP BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF WHISKEY AND CAPTAIN RUM
BTW THANKS EVERYONE WHO’S BEEN WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I saw this and almost forgot that everyone who is not American can drink at 17
THE EXTRA 72 MONTHS HELPS A LOT
"fats girls cant-"
shh.. fat girls can and they will
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
The trifecta of Marvel Chrises will soon be complete.
im really tired of europeans on here reblogging posts about racism in america and adding shocked disapproving comments like “get it together america lol” as if there isn’t an enormous amount of racism in europe and as if it wasn’t the europeans that first colonized the new world that planted the seed of racism in north america